Sally the Witch is feeling vexed;

No spells to be worked, no one to be hexed,

And the rest of the coven is undersexed -

What is a girl to do?

She's run right out of pigeon's gall,

Her broomstick's due for an overhaul,

And she's blown a fuse on her crystal ball -

What is a girl to do?

Being a Witch is no more fun,

Now it's the thing for everyone -

Quid on the altar and get yourself done -

What is a girl to do?

She's fallen out with High Priest's wife,

And blunted the edge on her white-hilt knife;

She's lost her way on the Tree of Life -

What is a girl to do?

Alas!

What is a girl to do?